Wednesday, January 19, 2005

Forrest Gump for CBS anchor

In the continuing farce within a farce that is CBS News, we learned today that the Tiffany Network is considering an ensemble cast to anchor the Evening News when Dan Rather exits.

Comedy Channel kibbitzer Jon Stewart, who has been widely discussed as a potential member of the team, would be a popular choice. But the network at this point needs some gravitas.

They ought to be looking for a lead anchor who has been up-close-and-personal with all the major figures of the 20th Century. Someone, in short, like Forrest Gump.


Post a Comment

<< Home